Almost Live...
Welcome to the cobweb of Grier Jewell. She is (ahem) somewhat busy at the moment. Though I am not at liberty to divulge what manner of disturbance occupies her, suffice it to say that some things are better left unsaid...and others require a contract.
Websites are a tad useless these days, what with so many more lively venues in which to present oneself. However, if you have visited this site in search of more sedate information, feel free to browse.
Do not be misled by appearances. Things are not as they seem...